Embarrassingly Short

Hahaha! Look at you! You're so unbelievably short. Are you even a fully formed man? Here I am, tall and beautiful, towering over your puny self. And you're just so embarrassingly teeny tiny. Do people trip over you on the street because they just can't see you? How do you order coffee if you can't even see over the counter? Or drive a car? So many questions and really, I don't actually care to know the answers. All I know is that you're super short and it's embarrassing as fuck.

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