How long have you been chaste for me now? I don’t even remember! It’s been so long since you’ve been free of your cage, you don’t even remember what it feels like anymore. You remind me of a little caged…
In this custom clip, I recreate one of my most popular videos of all time. It’s the James Bond clip where I play Xenia Onatopp. I come out of nowhere to attack my nearly naked victim. I wrap my extraordinarily…
You know how much I love the beach. I’m a total beach bum and that’s exactly why I live right on the water. Duh. I also take vacations to the hottest beach destinations, where I can soak up the sun in my tiny little…
I’m catching my breath after a grueling workout at the gym, when loser Eric comes sauntering over to me demanding why I’m using up precious gym space without actually working out. Immediately incensed…
I know your biggest weakness: Me. Keeping me happy is what makes you tick. The more you do for me, the more you crave doing even more for me. It’s a vicious cycle, isn’t it? All you want is to make…