Look at my sexy new panties. Don’t you love how the bright colors play off my perfectly tan skin? And they say “beach bum” on the back, which is absolutely perfect for me, don’t you…
You’ve been a loyal slave to me for quite some time now. But I need to remind you of something because you seem a little, shall we say, flighty, lately.You keep complaining about how “nervous” you are and…
Don’t you just love these cute little panties I got? They say “Canadian girls like to party”. How perfect are they for my Canada Day party? I’m planning on partying with my friends and having an absolutely fabulous…
How long have you been chaste for me now? I don’t even remember! It’s been so long since you’ve been free of your cage, you don’t even remember what it feels like anymore. You remind me of a little caged…
I heard an old song today that made me think of you. I think you know the one. Except the lyrics should really be changed to “you like my butt you cannot lie” because mine is the only one you think about…
I know your biggest weakness: Me. Keeping me happy is what makes you tick. The more you do for me, the more you crave doing even more for me. It’s a vicious cycle, isn’t it? All you want is to make…
I love how you’re such a straight guy, but yet the second I snap my fingers, you’ll perform gay acts in a heartbeat. It’s so…
As you should know by now, I absolutely LOVE the beach. That’s why I live at the beach. Duh. I really shouldn’t have to be responsible for any of the costs of my perfectly luxurious beach lifestyle…
You know what you’re good at? Following orders. You’re so good at being my little bitch boy. And guess what? I’m going to take full advantage of that. You’re going to run all my menial little errands whenever…
I had a very fun night last night. Remember how you said that you were going to try to “patch things up” with your wife? While you were out on your little date last night, I had a little date of my own with…