Hey honey. I know you’re My husband and all, but let’s be real – our marriage is purely on paper and nothing more. I won’t let you touch Me, kiss Me or even THINK about having sex with Me. I know…
Look at how pretty this shade of pink looks on Me. Don’t you love how sexy it looks against My beautiful, tanned skin? I love how much it drives you crazy to look at Me, wishing you could…
Happy Birthday to Me! It’s that time of year again: time to spoil Me even more than you already do. Sounds like fun, right? Of course it is. This year, I’ve decided to up the ante a little and…
Awww. Look at you. Saving all your hard earned dollars and cents just to buy My newest clip. And guess what this one is all about? It’s me making fun of your sorry, poor little ass. How does it…
Look at my hot new bikini bottoms. Don’t you just love the way they hug my tight, round ass? I know you wish you could see me strutting along the beach when you’re there so you could…
Don’t you just love this sparkly gold dress on Me? I always wear the prettiest clothes thanks to little piggies like you. I would say thank you, but I don’t care enough to do so. you are so far…