What are you doing, standing there like you’re an equal to me? Get the fuck on your knees when you’re in my presence. You don’t deserve to stand. Your place is below me at all times. You’re inferior to…
Remember when we first got together, honey? You were young, hot and had a high sex drive. But somehow, I’ve gotten hotter and hotter while you’ve let yourself go. What a shame. Do you know how many…
I know you think you spend a lot on me. But I’ll let you in on a little secret: it’s never enough. You should never get too comfortable. Do you know what will happen if you do? You’ll get banished. Completely…
Do you know what I like to call your teeny, tiny little cock? The Little Penis That Couldn’t! Do you know why? Because you just can’t do anything that a normal cock could do! Your penis is so pathetically tiny…
You’re drawn to my ass like a moth to a flame. Over and over again, you want to see my ass and worship it like it deserves to be worshiped. Don’t you just love it when I tease you with it? Does it drive you crazy…
When Eric comes home from work to find that I painted one of the spare bedrooms pink, he completely loses his mind. He’s upset because this room was supposed to be his “man cave”, but I completely foiled…