You know what you’re good at? Following orders. You’re so good at being my little bitch boy. And guess what? I’m going to take full advantage of that. You’re going to run all my menial little errands whenever…
Don’t you just love going to Hooters? All those sexy chicks with nice tits. But look at me in my very own Hooters shirt. Don’t I just blow all those other girls out of the water? My boobs are far superior to…
So, here I am just minding my own business, when I see a disgusting little bug on the floor. Except, just as I’m about to squish it, I hear a tiny little voice. It turns out to be you! Somebody must have been…
Eric is getting ready to have a party at his place, when in barges a smokin’ hot cop: me. I demand to know why he’s playing his music so loud. He thinks it’s all a big joke and tries to get me to “join the party”. But…
Look at you all locked up and cute. Do you remember a time when your dick wasn’t in a cage? It’s tough, isn’t it, when you want to jerk off but you can’t. I’d like to say I feel sorry for you, but…
I had a very fun night last night. Remember how you said that you were going to try to “patch things up” with your wife? While you were out on your little date last night, I had a little date of my own with…