The High School Humiliation Series: where you can re-live all the awful, embarrassing moments from your past. Except this time, you’ll feel much more embarrassed and ashamed than the first time around.
You know what would be awesome? If I could shrink you down to a teeny, tiny size. Oooh, I know – if I shrink you down to a little crumb on the ground, you’d be so small that…
As you should know by now, I absolutely LOVE the beach. That’s why I live at the beach. Duh. I really shouldn’t have to be responsible for any of the costs of my perfectly luxurious beach lifestyle…
In the first part of this Lethal Assassin miniseries, I quietly sneak up on my target, Eric, with the intention of snuffing him out. He’s taken by complete shock, but soon realizes what I’m there to do. Desperately…
Legs, legs, legs. You just can’t get enough! My legs destroy every brain cell in your head, forcing you to be completely and utterly stupid for me. Stare at them, drool over them, lust after…
Every time I show you my legs, you get weaker and weaker. I love to take full advantage of that. Look at how gorgeous my legs look in these sheer pantyhose and sexy pink heels. Don’t you love how…