I’m catching my breath after a grueling workout at the gym, when loser Eric comes sauntering over to me demanding why I’m using up precious gym space without actually working out. Immediately incensed…
You know the drill: I want you to pay for something and you do it. Simple enough, isn’t it? You do it all the time. But this time is different. This is my wedding we’re talking about. This is one of THE most expensive…
I know your biggest weakness: Me. Keeping me happy is what makes you tick. The more you do for me, the more you crave doing even more for me. It’s a vicious cycle, isn’t it? All you want is to make…
When my new husband, Eric, comes into the bedroom to see me in my sexy new panties, he gets extremely excited. I gleefully show him what the back says: “Til D*eath Do Us Party”. He has a little laugh…
Hey honey. You know how I’ve been seeing that sexy new man? Well, he just lost his job. I know, it’s so sad. We’ve become so accustomed to living quite luxuriously, and now that he’s no longer working…
I love how you’re such a straight guy, but yet the second I snap my fingers, you’ll perform gay acts in a heartbeat. It’s so…