How long have you been chaste for me now? I don’t even remember! It’s been so long since you’ve been free of your cage, you don’t even remember what it feels like anymore. You remind me of a little caged…
As you already know, I live a life of pure luxury. Sitting here in my perfect princess bed, I like to relax by smoking my e-cigarette. It’s a lot better for my precious lungs than a real cigarette. It also doesn’t…
In this custom clip, I recreate one of my most popular videos of all time. It’s the James Bond clip where I play Xenia Onatopp. I come out of nowhere to attack my nearly naked victim. I wrap my extraordinarily…
The High School Humiliation Series: where you can re-live all the awful, embarrassing moments from your past. Except this time, you’ll feel much more embarrassed and ashamed than the first time around…
You know how much I love the beach. I’m a total beach bum and that’s exactly why I live right on the water. Duh. I also take vacations to the hottest beach destinations, where I can soak up the sun in my tiny little…
I heard an old song today that made me think of you. I think you know the one. Except the lyrics should really be changed to “you like my butt you cannot lie” because mine is the only one you think about…