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Pocket Bitch

Oh hey, teeny tiny man! Guess what? You’re so miniature that I’m now officially calling you my little pocket bitch. You know what’s awesome about that? I can make you do anything I want because you’re…

Momma’s Boy

Come here, honey. I know something’s on your mind. You can tell Mommy anything, don’t worry. Shhhh. I’ll make it all better. Oh wait, I think I know what this is all about. You’ve been thinking of me, haven’t…

Work, Spend, Repeat

Don’t you just looooove your boring life? It consists of nothing but the same cycle, over and over and over again. Work. Spend, Repeat. Doesn’t it get tiring to lead such a boring existence? It’s great for me…

Freakishly Pathetic

Look at you. Drooling over me, lusting after me, dreaming about me. How do you sleep at night, knowing just how freakishly pathetic you are? It’s so sad, really. If I even remotely cared about you, I’d feel very sorry…

Cheyenne Jewel: The Swim Team

When Cheyenne and her swim coach, Eric, enter their hotel room after a grueling day, Cheyenne demands to know why he hasn’t been allowing her to swim in competitions with her team. He condescendingly informs her that she’s “not quite as strong” as her teammates and that she should…

Too Talkative

Eric and I play a couple who are coming back after their first date. Eric is ready to get it on, while I’m chatting up a storm. Words fly out of my mouth without a breath in between. Eric tries to shut me up by…