Another Florida Vacation!

To those who aren’t aware, I’m going on another vacation. As a super spoiled Goddess, I need and deserve a LOT of time off. Especially since this winter has been absolutely brutal, I am in desperate need of some sunshine and warmth.

One of My favorite places to visit is SW Florida. I love it on the Gulf coast because the weather is wonderful and the beaches are so beautiful. I love spending My days lying on the beach in a skimpy bikini with a cold drink in My hand. In the evenings, I love to go out for delicious, organic dinners at classy, high end restaurants. And I always require a luxurious hotel or house rental to rest My beautiful head every night. Of course, being the spoiled Goddess that I am, I also love to do a LOT of shopping.

Now, if you have half a brain, you know where this is going. In order to have a completely worry-free trip, my good little piggies are going to have to cover every single meal, shopping trip, hotel and travel expense that comes along with a vacation. My trips always end up costing a lot of money because I never have to worry about what things cost - because a single dime never comes out of My own pocket! And that’s how it should always be.

As an added bonus, I decided to make a little contest out of it this time. The ONE single piggy who shells out the most cash for My trip gets an exclusive treat. Don’t ask Me what it’s going to be - it’s a surprise. And it’s a good one. Your deadline is April 18, 2014. Get to spending, piggies!

Oh, and you’re fucking welcome.